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In other words, if something doesn't work the way you want it to, tough. If something is inaccurate, tough. If the particular arrangement of bits on this page triggers an obscure bug in your browser software that locks up your hard disk, causing your computer to catch fire, tough. If anything you do as a result of accessing this site causes you to lose millions of dollars, it's you that is out the millions, not us.

That being said, we do want to make this site as good as possible, are more than happy to hear your suggestions and comments. If you inform us of a mistake, we will do our best to verify and correct any factual errors, expired or bad links, and various other inaccurate information.

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If you are offended by anything you see on these pages, we're sorry. However, we respectfully point out that you can easily avoid offense by choosing not to visit again. As a sign of our concern for the reader's continued moral purity and right to ideological closed-mindedness, we have installed an Andy Ihnatko Emergency Ejection System, which readers can use to instantly leave this Web site, should something here offend. Please note that, just like emergency ejection systems in the Real World, there is no guarantee of the location or nature of your ultimate landing place. You might even find it even more morally offensive than this site. Therefore, we can take no responsibility for wherever it is that you end up.

If you are concerned about what your children might see or read here and wish to censor what they can access, then we suggest you exercise some parental authority and discipline, but don't expect us to do it for you. There are now some excellent filtering tools available and in development to help you determine what your children can see, including SurfWatch, Net Nanny, and Cyber Patrol, among others. You are welcome to complain to us about content on our comment form or by sending email to comments@jcrdesign.com, and we will read and consider your comments, but this doesn't mean we will necessarily actually do anything about them.

Any opinions expressed are those of the author. They are not necessarily those of the author's service provider, employer, parents, Significant Other, or pets.

In addition to local material, these Web pages contain many links to other sites. Please note the we do not have any control over the content of external sites. Accordingly, we assume no responsibility for the content of any site listed here. If you have a problem with something you saw on one of these sites, take a deep breath. Relax. Count to ten. Now, if you still have the urge to complain, do so to the administrator at that site (try Webmaster@sitename.com)--we can't help you.

Providing a link to another site does not necessarily indicate that we endorse the views expressed there. By the same token, it does not indicate that the other site supports the views expressed here, so please don't bother them about it.

The author reserves the right to change, edit, modify, or otherwise dork with these documents in any way the author sees fit, without any warning whatsoever.

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