Photographs

That's me, President and Dictator For Life,
in the Rocky Mountain National Park (at around 10,000 feet).
That stuff behind me that looks like patchy green fuzz on rocks is actually pine trees on very large mountains.

Playing guitar in Allison's Ghost (at Lilly's in Hamtramck, Michigan.)

This is Ralph Le Gerbois, Vice President of Information Security, shredding some important documents. Ever since I mentioned Ralph as "someone else at my company who might also qualify for a free subscription to MacWeek" on the application form, he has been receiving increasing quantities of junk mail.
Once he gets a pre-approved credit card, Ralph says he is treating me to dinner.